A Storyfake of Stock Market Blues

My great-great uncle heard his shoeshine boy boasting of stock market performance: he was buying, buying, buying. As soon as the shoes were resplendent, my uncle went to the Bank and sold all his stock. He made a fortune, as the market collapsed a few days later. (He then went on to lose it all, by marrying two Americans, one Russian and an Indian Maraja - the last the most expensive...).

A few days ago Elon Musk bought 9% of Twitter. So I went to the Bank and sold all my stock. (I am happily married, thank you, and thus have no divorce in sight...).